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Love on MSN

I generally don’t accept any invitation from strangers in the social computing world. But this LilyBowdle6683 had been persisting to add her into my msn many times and finally I gave in. This is our chat this morning.


Lily says:
hi how are you today?

Raja says:
good
do i know you?

Lily says:
my name is kaylee I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?

Raja says:
dint any one teach you not to give personal information to strangers?

Lily says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Raja says:
where are u from ?

Lily says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

[At this stage I kinda suspected that this shit could be an msn robot - an automated program from a misplaced smart ass programmer. Got curious to verify it.]


Raja says:
where are you from, again?

Lily says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.activelocalcams.com/cady fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!

Raja says:
no, i am not interested

Lily says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?

[There, its proven]

Raja says:
Your mom's sister is a rabbit.

Lily says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

[Oh piss off! I closed the chat and deleted Lily from my list]
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  1. Raja SPApril 14, 2010 at 7:03 AM

    [From Facebook]
    Praful Saparia :
    hehehe....good to figure out "her mom's sister is a rabbit" !

    Daniel Qu Li :
    Perhaps it's good just to ignore the invite from unknowns

    Raja SP
    @Praful : LOL, thats the 'ping' test.
    @Daniel : yea, risky.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Raja SPApril 15, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    [From Facebook]
    Kay Calpo
    I so love reading your blog!!! I like the Unwritten Pages of an Anonymous Diary series. Good for a song title too!
    Yesterday at 5:46pm ·

    Raja SP
    @ Kay : Thanks, dear.

    ReplyDelete
  3. SMay 1, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    "Your mom's sister is a rabbit." :) Good to see your sense of humor is intact!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Raja SPMay 3, 2010 at 8:07 AM

    S, will try and retain that. ( If anything that 40s introduces a man is PMS! )

    Thanks for visiting :)

    ReplyDelete

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